IT APPEARS THAT OSCAR MAYER has heard that I love bacon.
They have announced the all new Bacon Hot Dog to be released soon and I am already packing my iPhone Debut camping gear. I will be camped out in front of the grocery store starting now.
I have read they are going to have some other types of meat inside but who cares? They could fill those casings with horse-shit and as long as bacon was present, I would still eat it.
Bacon makes it all better. I had a bad day once, solution: Bacon! Lost my job, electric got turned off, ran over my dog and my wife left – Bacon to the rescue. You can bet my butt will be one of the first to try this deliciousness.
I may even put it on my Big Dog cart and see what my customers think. If they are real Americans, they better love it too!
So thank you Mr. Oscar Mayer!